I'm a nice guy, decently attractive, good intelligence, humor, and social skills, but I'm awful at asking women for their number and asking them out. These two things have stopped me from having a relationship for five years.

so at some point i got some Axe body wash as a christmas present, only problem is, it's the 'chocolate' flavor, which looks like liquid poop. needless to say, it sits in the corner of the tub. i have better body washes, anyway. just felt like sharing. baha

I love that 33 degrees north and Sterling are here at UNT. All these luxury apartment complexes will push all the hipsters, faggots, and poor people out of UNT.

As I was casually strolling down Avenue A, I saw this girl walk by, and I noticed something very strange. She wasn't wearing an apron or holding a dish with my favorite sandwich on it. So I slapped the book out of her hands and said firmly, "What makes you think you have the right to read while you should be in the kitchen preparing food that will fill my stomach?" and I demanded "Get the fuck back in there!" As this was happening some guy looked at me, thinking I was jewish. So I looked up into the sky, staring into the sun until my Pegasus swooped down and carried me off into the sunset. I was a guest speaker at a feminist rally. I told this story as my closing statement. I came back home, with my golden crown and septor, and had a banner across my chest that read "King of all females."

Is love real in college? Or should I stop watching movies by now

I was late to my class in the business building one day because I spent 10 minutes in the bathroom playing with the really freaking awesome hand dryers...I regret nothing.

There are so many good looking guys on campus. I want to go up to them and ask them out, but chicken out because I'm afraid they are not gay. I feel so lonely.

In Denton I only have one real, actual friend. She's my best friend but a few weeks ago she got her first real boyfriend and it's literally ALL she talks about. We don't even have normal conversations anymore because she ignores what I say and just talks about him. Also, she's constantly mad at him over stupid, small, irrelevant shit so I also have to hear her bitch about stuff she shouldn't even be mad about. It's just driving me up the wall. This isn't a confession, I just need to vent and get it all out. I've already brought it up and told her and that just caused us to have this huge argument. Even after I told her she still talks/bitches about him constantly. It's just getting to the point where I don't even want to talk to her anymore. I just don't know what to do anymore. I'm tempted to just go hide out at my boyfriend's until she realizes how annoying she's being.