So I was in the library last night and all I heard was a girl complaining about a guy she was trying to have sex with saying "You're so small" "Put it in the right hole" and etc. So I went over and gave him some pointers and lets just say, the girl and I had a great time ;)

The Willis Library is a great place to watch pornhub and blow off a hot load before i dive into my homework.

thanks Unt

Inot even gonna lie I miss having a girlfriend.. Would any pretty girl take a white, 6ft that's attractive an has manners+respect?? Comment an i might message you..

well since everyone is confessing their sins i suppose i will too... :(

im a female with c cup breasts, and a great butt, and i smooshed with 3 guys in the business building floor 2........

idk why i feel so guilty i mean dont get me wrong...it felt GREAT....but....sigh* im sorry please forgive me jesus

What is a good way to meet some single woman? I feel like everyone is seeing someone or banging someone already

There's this fraternity guy (maybe a [Greek]) in my psychology 1630 class at 11am and he always sits in the front and is so studious. I think I'm in love

Every Monday, Wednesday and Friday from 7 to 7:30 am I prance across campus on my hands and knees with my squirrel flute. (when you inhale into the flute it makes a mating call that attracts female squirrels)

I have had sex with about 30 of the squirrels on campus. I receive and give oral to them.

I'm 20/f/tx and i would like to know if anyone would like to join me during the said time periods to relieve stress with these wonderful critters before we go off to our stressful classes.

I just had sex with a fat chick at the rec and it was the worst experience of my life!!! I almost died