Steven stay the fuck out of maple, you don't live there. So go home or wherever you go. No one likes you here.

with love, the corner

The thing about them taking money from the tuition I paid to be here really pisses me off. I worked my ass off to get a higher education, and I'm doing it all on my own dime. The fact that they can take money from me that I worked for and give it to someone else just because they think that that person is needier than me is just some socialist bullshit. I can't afford to put gas in my car half the time, stop treating my tuition as a source to draw funds for grant money from.

i walked in on my room mate looking at furry porn.. and now i kinda like furry porn

carolina's the coolest si ever!

Dear freshman and incoming freshman,
Here is my guide to being successful at UNT.
1. The ultimate rule is don't get caught. Take your drugs off campus if you plan on avoiding the epitome of ass hole cops.
2. Deny everything, saying the word no will save your life.
3. If you see someone acting strange, that's an invitation to make a friend, even better, if you smoke walk up to someone smoking a cigarette. 9 times out of ten they probably smoke green.
4. Lose your obnoxious acts and work on attracting less attention to yourself.
5. Don't feel guilty for breaking in your dorm room beds for a good fuck, chances are someone else broke them in before you.
6. Crash phrat parties, you'll likely meet other people crashing as well and just a side tip, if anyone mentions cops, that's your que to leave.
7. Between sleep, being social and academics... You can only choose two of the three. I chose being social and keeping up with academics so sleep is something I lack. Accept this concept and there should be no complaints.
8. After living in the dorms for a year you'll quickly learn how much bullshit you have to deal with. Look for an apartment early, trust me it will be better for you.
9. Don't give a fuck! There is no reason to be uptight and stressed. College is a growing experience.
10. Share your experiences and don't expect anything. You will see some weird shit on campus. Embrace the weird, strange, and crazy because you're college career will be the most interesting experience of your life.

Good luck on your success at UNT. :)

(4/10) The black guy at the Pharmacy desk in the SHWC is very handsome. :) But the only thing I could bring up in conversation was his Texas State hat...

The TA Nate in Yancey's history 2610 class is kinda awkardly attractive...in a good way.

I can't watch porn or masturbate anymore. I'll get too mad at myself for being a virgin :(