I swear this one beautiful chick in my math class has the biggest tits on campus!! I just want to motor boat them and squeeze them! 4/11/2013

I had sex with admin's girlfriend.

Anyone else see how fast they can get the radar to read by the gateway center?

4/11/13 I saw this cute [Greek] in her Pink fleece like 3 times today. Her smile and the glow in her face were truly auspicious. I almost didn't even recognize that the sun was out because of her

They can't stop me, even if they stop me...

To the fags holding hands walking in front of us, you tremendously ruined our day.

Sincerely,
Your campus conservatives

To the cute guy that works at potbelly wearing the dhs track shirt (4/11).. Do you like bigger ladies? Because I'd like to tap that.

Dear people,
I know you want it to be spring. I know you look it your window, see its sunny and think it'll be hot. But it's not. So while you look fantastic in your shorts and t-shirts and sandals, you also look stupid because its COLD outside. Check the weather before you leave. Just a tip.