Thursday, 11 April 2013 04:35 PM
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Filming a video for pornhub.com on top of the parking garage this week ;)
Thursday, 11 April 2013 04:32 PM
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I met you a few days ago, you ended up coming over and we fooled around and talked until the sun came up. I'm usually extremely confident with guys, and never really care if they text or call me after hookups because I don't wait around but theres something different about you. I love listening to you talk and for the first time I find myself checking my phone to see if you've texted. I'm straight up with every other guy I've met in what I want, but when it comes to you I get shy and I'm afraid to tell you that I actually want you to take me on a date. I want to take care of you when you're hurt, and listen to you talk about things you're passionate about, I want to surprise you with baked goods and bring you food when you have class all day. This honestly scares me because I've always been pretty content just fucking guys and going on with my life but with you I want something more and I don't know if you do too...
Thursday, 11 April 2013 04:12 PM
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To Josh D. in my spanish class, I want you to do all sorts of strange things to me. I feel like you would be a freak and I like that :)
Thursday, 11 April 2013 04:08 PM
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I like to go on omegle and have people watch me wipe after I poop. Not because I'm into being watched, but rather I like watching the people who watch me. They say they are disgusted but then why would they watch the entire thing?
Thursday, 11 April 2013 03:42 PM
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I once shoved a banana up my ass and jerked off. Never came harder in my entire life!
Thursday, 11 April 2013 03:35 PM
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Spencer B., I know you read these.
This question is directed toward you, sir. Your response would be beneficial to all.
Do you have a girlfriend? I've skimmed over a few of your comments, including those listed on the post about the girl who was used. You present yourself as a royal dick.
Does this hinder you from finding attractive women?
Take notes, gentlemen. Think before you speak.
Thursday, 11 April 2013 03:18 PM
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The friend zone can suck a bag of dicks
Thursday, 11 April 2013 03:08 PM
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I love girls who squirt everywhere. I want it all over my bed, chest, walls and face. Having to wash my sheets is the best problem I could have after sex. Be proud of it, ladies because it is straight up fucking sexy.