Where's all the UNT Chivettes at?

Ladies most of you need to use lotion. Your hands are dry as fuck.
Stop tanning. You look gross.
Make-up: WEAR LESS!
So many beautiful girls that completely fucked themselves up.
Be yourself.
Don't let guys palm your face, slut.
Treat yourself with more respect.
Stop being such flakes; when you say you are going to do something...DO IT! FUCK!
Do your homework. Party Hard. Stay Classy.
You are ladies, and you don't act like it.
You act like stupid bitches.
Don't be a stupid bitch.
Be a lady. A woman. Amazing.

Incase anyone still doesn't get it.

http://imgur.com/9RS81kA

Where are all of UNT's single hockey players? I know theres a club here.

Thanks to confessions I fucked 7 people yesterday

Dear UNT buss system, if your schedule says 6:33, why does your next bus show up at 7? Get your shit together

Sila V. Please sit on my face I will make you holler like no other and wetter then a free whale come see me with that phat ass of yours ;) C.A. 4/11/13

VERY interested in finding and dating a nice white gay male who has jungle fever. I need you in my life. No, I don't want to just hook up, you grossy gross.