The blonde guy, Brian, who works at Mean Green cafeteria is so good looking. I really like his smile.

I popped some addy and rented MLB the Show 13 on 4/12 and am up right now on 4/13 at 4:50 AM still playing... Guess i gotta finish strong and never sleep again!!

Hey. I know, I know. You were trying to experiment with your sexuality by having a three-way at that abandoned apartment complex nearby. Sorry. I was really REALLY drunk and I decided it would be a good idea to waltz right in and point a gun at you guys with a ski mask on and pretend that my drug stash was in there. It wasn't. In fact, I'm pretty sure all the drugs in there are gone. On the other hand, it was fucking HI-LAR-IOUS to see someone's modest penis shrink down to size when my drunk ass kicked that fucked up door down and fucked with you at some unreasonable hour.

But seriously. Did you really think no one on the block would notice three college students at 4 in the morning? Good god, you people were fucking stupid. The least you could have done was lock the door. Or maybe invite me to join in.

Does anyone else hate Taylor Swift's song 22 besides me? To each their own, but I think it sounds obnoxious.

My boyfriend only loves his ex. Even though she's happily married.

Ordered Jimmy johns at 3. I'm not drunk but I probably am... I just love sandwiches! Come at me bros!

I wanna have a huge ass smoke session with all different kinds of kush and dro. I wanna take a couple busses and hotbox them. Wassup with it unt students?????????

I'm not usually attracted to black girls, but there's this one with a septum piercing in my art class that's hot. Let me get at that.
04/12/2013