My favorite hobby is going around to the various public restrooms around campus and jerking off with porn blasting loudly from my phone. I love to do it when other guys are in the bathroom just to make them uncomfortable. I've even gone into the girls bathrooms a few times and freaked out some stuck up bitches. Get over it, I'm jerking it and your a part of it!

I had a roomate that sold weed and he pissed me off, so I ratted on his bitch ass after I moved out. He got arrested and kicked out of school and is pretty miserable from what I hear. You may have had the money and the drugs, but I have your future you little shit!

I saw an Asian kid doing a line of coke off of his civic's spoiler the other day. I'm not gonna lie, he looked kinda cool doing it. I love Asian kids who go bad. Break those high expectations and live it up, son.

My Asian girlfriend left me because I didn't score high enough on the MCAT and because I'm seriously considering teaching high school. I'm actually kind of glad; I mean, fuck her if I have multiple things I'd like to do other than marrying a walking stereotype with no social life.

Good thing I never told her about my trust fund.

Keri K. You're fucking gorgeous. I hope I didn't come off as creepy all those times you caught me glancing at you in class a few semesters back--though let's face it, I probably did.

I grew up Christian, but over the past few years I have seen so much hate and suffering in the world. How can god let this happen? There are so many good people getting stomped on. I wish I could believe, but the more I learn the more I start to hate the religion as a whole. Christians, have any of you guys ever gone through this? I want to believe, I just can't.

I checked out years ago and have no idea what I'm still doing here... I wander campus aimlessly for hours, without even attending my classes or focusing on my studies or grades that have in years past been unnecessarily exceptional. The longer I wait to pull the trigger, whether as a result of cowardice or naive hope, the further I fall. I have been abandoned by those I love and, being too selfish to reciprocate or even acknowledge those who would care, I have isolated myself from anyone I have become too familiar with. It's only a matter of time now... My ticket away from this is in a case in the top drawer and I hold it longer and longer each day... It's just a quick pull to nothingness, a flinch of the finger, by force or coincidence, to beautiful serenity.

I hate mixed signals. Either ask me out or stop texting me everyday! I promise to say yes, but this is getting old quick.