I've been fucking the girl everyone saw in the "fuck me" shorts. She's actually a really interesting person. People are so quick to judge, and are so afraid of anyone who thinks something compelling and different. Maybe take some time out of your day to get to know a person before you deride them? Most of the time you know next to nothing about a person based on looks, so grow up, have a real conversation, and quit hating.

It literally doesn't matter at all.

~ The person you'd least expect

I fell in love on fry last night to a beautiful warlock in white shorts, you are my great white bufflo.

To the girl in the white shorts on Fry last night, I'd eat breakfast lunch and dinner of that Ass. God Bless (4/12/13)

Some girls have to realize that I'm a self centered bitch and definitely more worried about my job than stupid shit like texting you back the instant I get one from you. Sorry but once I'm successful and rich I can afford millions upon millions of hookers.

There's this girl that I've been to talking and texting to a lot. I really like her. Should I ask her out?

If you are wearing a dress or high heels to fry street, then you are trying too hard.

I lost all my friends. I didn't mean to. No one means to. It just happened. I understand that people drift apart, lives get busy, and people change, but it still sucks. I forgot how to make new friends. I have always been bad at it and never seemed to learn the "rules". After meeting someone I am fine, but it is the introduction that screws me over. (Rejection sucks too) If anyone could give me some advice, I would really appreciate it!

When I was a little kid my Mom would always say "hugs not drugs" then give me a hug..I have never done drugs..thanks Mom!