So I'm a guy who happens to know this cute red-headed girl who has completely transformed herself physically over the past few years. She always looks SO stunning and her persistence inspires me to continue with my own physical goals. Many thanks, TT! And damn, girl. Keep up the hard work!

I love hentai and cartoon porn, I can't explain it but regular porn just doesn't do it for me.

I know where to find Carmen Sandiego.

To all the skinny, pale girls that think they need to tan:
Don't do it! Some guys like me think you're beautiful just the way you are :)

I really want people to know who I am on campus and don't really want to join a frat. Any suggestions?

I weigh 115 pounds right now and I want to go back to my high school weight of 105. I'm not anorexic, I'm just too cheap to buy new pants.

Sometimes, when I stare at a girl, it's not because I think she's really pretty. It's because I'm trying to figure out how anyone could get so ugly. Either that or I'm trying to figure out how in the world she thinks her style is "cool" or whatever.

I'm a feminist, and I appreciate it when you verbally compliment my butt/boobs/eyes/whatever. I also appreciate it when you hold a door open or pull a chair out for me. Because, you know, we're both human and compliments and courtesy are nice regardless of your gender.