Ok Evan, I need you to not be so fucking cute. Being all scruffy and fit and shit. Just stop!! :P
Sincerely, the chick who'd probably say this to your face.

I listen to traditional texas country like Merle Haggard, David Allen Coe, and Hank Williams Jr., but suprisingly to all of my friends I'm a huge Coheed and Cambria fan. Is there anyone else at UNT who enjoys Coheed as much as I do?

I'm a guy and my biggest fantasy is to have 3-way sex with a guy with a huge penis and a girl who is starved for it. Can we make this happen, UNT?

I really wish I had some adderall to help me focus and study for this test I have coming up but I don"t know where to get any. Help a brotha out?

I'm not attracted to black women. Does that make me racist?

Listen, I couldn't give two shits or fuck if you hate smokers. You're a bad person for wishing harm upon someone

[4-18-13] I was in the lobby of Kerr waiting to play Smash Bros around 11 and there was this really attractive girl in the couches closest to the TV. I'll say this just for details but she was white and was talking to two black people. I think she had a blue shirt on too. Anyways, you were really cute and I hate the fact that I won't ever talk to you,..

I've grown feelings for this girl who I've slept with on several occasions. But since I'm moving soon, it wouldn't be fair or make sense to date her. Oh, the feels. Guess it's time to put it out of my mind?