To the beautiful woman with light yellow striped jacket with black shorts, that was sitting on the 2nd floor of Willis Library by the big window on Monday the 22. I was the guy sitting slightly across from you in red shorts I think your gorgeous and we should talk some time soon.

To the [greek] who just yelled "bet you're not in a sorority" because of my t shirt: That's not really a good way to get people to donate to your philanthropy.. You don't know anything about me!

I have a crush on a guy I know and it's super annoying because I don't know if he feels the same and I'm never going to make the first move. So why can't my lower functions just shut the hell up and let me enjoy a friendship?

My cousin, a Senior in high school, was telling me about a bunch of people at his school reading him UNT Confessions and finding them hilarious..I thought "how could they relate to college kids?" then I remembered "I like this girl but I'm too scared to tell her.."/"I love my boyfriend!! :)"..yeah..

Alyssa .V. Your smile and laugh makes my day, you have both beauty AND brains. I'd ask you out in a heart beat but I know the guy you're seeing really makes you happy. He's a lucky guy. -your secret admire

Valarie, we hear you having sex all the time, please commit to your boyfriend because appearantly your other guys aren't doing it....

And please stop yelling harder, harder!

To the girl wearing the grayish dress with the skulls on it with the gray Chucks on (4/22) you can fucking get it. I need to know your name! I want you to sit on my fucking face.

I absolutely hate my dorm mate and I hope an anvil falls on him