can we please stop with the "keep calm"s? it's right there with dumbass acronyms like yolo and AF, swag, and that fucking fill in the blank willy wonka picture.
social media and pop culture make me want to kill myself.

everyone always complains about how people in greek life here are nothing but rich snobs. but in reality, theyre some of the nicer, more polite people ive met on campus. the majority of the closed-minded assholes are the fat, pale people who waddle around UNT. you know who im talking about, the tubby motherfuckers wearing a skull cap over their colored hair and a black hoodie when its fucking 90 degrees outside. you guys are the most disgusting, rude people i have ever had the misfortune of meeting and i hope you realize what a pain in the ass you are to society. i understand this is a liberal college and were all supposed to be understanding, but it works two ways. i can accept the fact that youre an eye sore if you can accept the fact that i care about what i look like and not talk shit as i walk by.

So many people are like "Oh, I don't support UNT football because they suck, I don't go to the games." Yeah, well, the Cowboys have sucked for 20 years and people still go to their games. Support your school you freaking idiots or go to crack-fueled TCU and GTFO our campus.

Boys like beer and blondes, men like bourbon and brunettes.

I remember someone posted a while back about how African American men get no love from other races. Guess that person was right, cause I did my own research on craigslist and backpage. Most Craigslist women only went white men or hispanic men, and on backpage, most the of the women say no black men or AA men. So this is where stereotyping has gotten us, huh?

to all of those idgits who complain about their roomates turning on the shower as they take a dump, claiming that you STILL know that they are taking one, I'm pretty sure that they are not trying to hide this from you. They are simply allowing the steam from the shower to clear out the smell. They and science are doing you a favor. So thank them. And thank you, bf for the explanation. :)

I want to lose my virginity to a whole fraternity.

I want to go to UNT so I can sleep around with black guys.