I'm so hairy that I have to shave my arms and my stomach. If I don't, my arms look like a man's and I'd have a happy trail.

My least favorite thing about being a Bio major is that all the studying gets in the way of how much weed I want to be smoking.

I've had ptosis of the breasts ever since I hit puberty. It's so embarrassing. I'm not even fat or old and I'm already saggy.

Subway next to Voertman's has the most attractive sandwich artist I've ever seen. Shitty food is totally worth it.

I just want to kiss you and tell you, "I love you, you idiot!"

I'm wearing my boyfriend's T shirt because it reminds me of him. And it smells like him. He smells amazing.

I see a lot of guys, and girls working out in Rec that have no idea about form. It relates more to guys. Guys, if you are having to bend your back during curls please go to a lighter weight. Anyone can curl a 100lbs by forcing it up. You will not gain anything. Go to a lighter weight. Stretch your muscle then contract at the end of the rep. Go all the way back down, and then all the way up. If you can not do that without bending then you need lighter weights. Stop using bad form. I wish I could tell people this in the rec, but I'm just too focused on my self. The zyzz lives in all of us broooos.

Love does exist... I ignored it twice and then it got out a bat and beat the shit out of me. It stood over me and offered its hand. I lifted my hand and it swung again.