To the chick in the room next door at Kerr (5**), if you're going to sing in the shower, at least do it at a decent hour. No one wants to hear that crap at 2 in the morning. 'Kay thanks, bye!

The other day I walked directly in to a parking meter by Yogurtland. You would think I had been looking at my phone, listening to music, or was drunk right? Nope. I just literally walked straight in to it. Thanks to the guy who laughed very loudly at me but then made sure I was alright.
UNT parking meters: 1
Me: -7 and a bruised dignity

My ass bleeds every damn time I poop. It makes it more interesting I guess.

I like to ride in cars and bark at people on campus an watch their reactions.

i was in west Texas with my family after the tragedy....my stupid teacher gave me a 0 for the day i was gone when it is the first class iv'e missed, just so happened to be on a daily work day...and that in class assignment 0 makes getting an A impossible when i was in a good position to make one. Eff my teacher, worst sociology of sport and teacher i have ever had. I really wish i could get her fired honestly...i mean you can miss class for a football game(which you will lose) but not for family? eff u unt, eff u

Lauren V. from Kerr, good God you manage to get sexier every single day...
Please.. wear business casual everyday.. drop dead gorgeous.

She's up all night 'til the sun
I'm up all night to get some
She's up all night for good fun
I'm up all night to get lucky

John S, we should have dated when we lived in Kerr.