Courtney W on the volleyball team I'd love to take you out if I wasn't 5'9". Girls usually don't like guys shorter than them :/

You know what's cool? Not hating on comic books. That's cool. Without comics, we wouldn't have some of the best films ever made. All you fuckers who talk about how dorky comics are, then go on about how cool The Avengers movie was. Yeah.

I practically have to cry and beg my boyfriend to have sex with me but I have too much pride to do that. What do I do?

Next dumb ass i see smoking on this SMOKE FREE CAMPUS Ima beat the dog shit out of em!!!!! Man yall really are some useless fuckbrains!!!! Worthless sons of bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Derrick O. you are a fine piece of man and I would let you smash nine ways from sunday ;)

Some girls think that being sarcastic makes you cool. Well, let me tell you, you make all of us uncomfortable. You can't speak any other language than sarcastic speak? Nobody will share anything substantial with you because you're going to be a jerk and make a sarcastic comment. Being a sarcastic b*tch is not something to be proud of....

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Just gonna say this even though we hear it all the time. Practice safe sex. I happened come across the girl with F*ck me short but this was before I knew who she was and she wasn't wearing the shorts. As the pig that I am, I didn't turn down sex when she offered it even though I just met her within 8 minutes. Needless to say her and her bf are right about no STI since I felt unsure and went to get tested and results came back clean. And to her bf sorry bro if she would have mentioned she had you regardless if you agree and don't mind her doing so. I would have declined that offer

To the short girl, in the long black socks, running on the track at the rec tonight: You are beautiful! And seeing that you can sprint and still look sexy is hot as hell! Thank you!