If your sexual relationship isn't good, your relationship in general isn't good. Not saying that you have to have sex with who you're dating (for you conservatives), but if you do have sex and it's bad, things aren't going to be good for you and your other. Boring sex is the WORST. Spice it up a little and I promise you'll both be happier. Cosmopolitan actually has good tips that drive my boyfriend mad. Try it.

Cali B- you are so damn gorgeous. I know you have a boyfriend and you're faithful but you just gotta know that you're the prettiest damn thing I've ever seen and you have the one of the best tastes in music. Not gonna lie, I secretly hope we might get a chance one day. One day.

This isn't a confession but I need to ask all the girls here if they know a good hair colorist/stylist in Denton. Please give me some recommendations :)

I really hated my time at UNT. So glad that I won't be returning in the fall. Mean who???

If you don't look like a Calvin Klein model why should you expect me to look like a Victoria Secret Angel? I'd rather have angel food cake.

It's annoying that people think it's a good idea to skateboard down the center of the library mall like there's nobody walking there.

These TCU bitches are really starting to piss me off. STFU already about your effing overpriced education and your tacky purple wearing sorority.

Sitting at Panera with a tea and a cinnamon roll, trying to bullshit my way through a paper on Hatsheput. Why can't I be outside enjoying this nice day? Oh yea, because I'm a chronic procrastinator and the paper's due Monday. Nerd problems.