Justin Bieber's got it all wrong: "If I was your boyfriend.." I'd let you go..make me a sandwich!

To those that drink it: How many shots or Hennessy or Crown royal does it take to get you drunk? I knocked back like five shots of each today and never felt drunk.

I don't think I've ever known what love feels like, and if I did I don't remember. The only thing keeping me from killing myself is my fear of death.

This place needs an anonymous picture submission form to go along with the post. Sure, it's bound to spark creeping on people, but I think it'll be easier to identify situations, people, places, etc.

The pics would have to be screened of course. I'm sure people don't want to have a dick parade on screen.

I mean.....unless you roll like that.

girls: what's a good place to get your hair cut in denton? I have super long hair and want a new stylist. preferably someone cool and knows what they're doing. thanks!

I'm a 22 year old virgin who's never been on a date despite having been asked on a few occasions. I'm not waiting for marriage, not a prude, not ugly or fat, not a sexist, I don't have unrealistic standards for women, and there's nothing wrong with me. I just have a crippling shyness around most women my age when it comes to having anything past a simple acquaintanceship with them that I can't overcome, think Yamcha from the original Dragonball and how he acted around women (except not as exaggerated). I would love to at least be friends with one but my brain won't let me without being a stuttering idiot.

To the fucker that plays his euphoneum shittily all hours of the day in Bruce Hall, a big F U C K you!

The blonde left-handed girl who works at Chipotle is extremely pretty. Based on brief conversations/jokes she seems really cool also.