Sunday, 28 April 2013 02:25 PM
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As a woman, I false advertise big time. I'm extremely insecure about how small my breasts are, and I can see in the disappointment in the eyes of whoever I hook up with because of how small they are when they first see them. So let me ask you this, men of UNT: would you rather have a woman with A cup breasts and a great ass, or a woman with B-C breasts and a decent ass? Because let's face it, women will never stop false advertising. Push-up bras push up confidence.
Sunday, 28 April 2013 02:24 PM
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I have come a long way in my chemistry studies. I have perfected my titration technique, survived organic class, and synthesized compounds previously unknown to mankind. But my greatest accomplishment? Making Rice-A-Roni correctly on my first try.
Sunday, 28 April 2013 02:20 PM
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I don't know why everyone hates on TAMS kids so much. Most of them seem pretty decent and mind their own business for most of the time. Don't let a few weirdos ruin your entire perspective of TAMS kids and give them a chance.
Sunday, 28 April 2013 02:16 PM
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Tumblr is for children. REDDIT is for adults.
Sunday, 28 April 2013 01:56 PM
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I know this sounds creepy... I'm in a long distance relationship and I bought a bottle of the shampoo that my girlfriend uses so that I don't forget how she smells.
Sunday, 28 April 2013 12:30 PM
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I love living alone because I walk around naked or nearly naked about 90 % of the time. I usually catch sight of myself in a mirror and I'm like "Damn I look good ." I hate going out sometimes because that means I have to put clothes on. I love being naked and I wish it was more accepted to be that way in public.
Sunday, 28 April 2013 12:08 PM
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So I'm gay and everyone on my floor is really accepting of it, all except for this one girl. She's incredibly religious and even if she wasn't, she has the personality of a deflated balloon. One day she got on the elevator with me, and after I said hi tor her, she proceeded to respond with "God hates fags" The joke is on her though because, little does she know, I have been engaging in sexual intercourse with her "god-fearing" boyfriend since first semester. God bless, bitch.
Sunday, 28 April 2013 12:03 PM
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So smokers responded to my post by saying, "why don't you just walk around?" Really? How dumb can you be? What you are saying is essentially that you expect other people to inconvenience themselves because of your ridiculously uninformed juvenile life decisions. How narcissistic and self-entitled can you pathetic little brats get?