Any fellow New Mexicans? (I actually grew up in Texas, but all of my relatives live in New Mexico, and I've always felt more at home there than in Texas)

Professor logic:
"If you procrastinate and don't get enough sleep, your work will suffer!"
"Wednesday, February 20, 2013 2:36 AM
Hello,
I need a brief description of your research for my presentation at (insert conference name here) that I'm giving tomorrow morning. Could you send it to me within the next couple of hours?
Thanks,
Your Professor
Sent from my iPhone"

Some of these confessions make me want to just wear concealing, very baggy clothing for the rest of my life. I did not think it was possible to be sexually harassed through a confession, but it is.

I am not here for your sexual gratification. Stop using strangers for "eye candy". We are human beings, NOT sex toys.

to the hot girl that I saw at insert location with the insert random physical feature wearing insert random article of clothing, i would really like insert random sex act post 25 times a day.

I don't think I could have sex with a girl who isn't shaved. I just really hate pubic hair, including my own.

I guess we have to remain anonymous on this so I'll just say I currently live at Maple.
I am looking for actors for next semester for sketch comedy, improv comedy, short films, and feature lengths (usually not comedies.)
I am looking for others to help me out as well. I you are interested in "auditioning" like this post and I'll message you.

Outside the RTVF building a squirrel ran in front of a guy riding his bike at a high speed and barely , I mean BARELY escaped alive. I swear squirrels are professionals at near death experiences.

I'm super excited about going to UNT in the fall but at the same time I'm a little nervous I don't know anyone there yet.