Sometimes I have suicidal thoughts, but not like depressing ways to commit suicide, I'm talking about awesome ass ways to kill yourself... So far the best idea I've had would be to strap myself to the nose of one of those rockets NASA tested in the 60's that had the tendency to explode after they reached a certain altitude. You have to admit, that would be fucking awesome!!!

What students don’t realize is that administration could have blocked access to Facebook altogether, for all students. However, we chose not to because we didn’t want to punish all students for the mistakes of others,” stated Dr. Sarah Holtan, dean of students.

https://www.cuw.edu/Departments/beacon/assets/Vol32issue1.pdf

Really? Block facebook over one page? How over reacting is CUW?

I must be getting old, because I'm starting to get a fiery hatred for this generation's new slang.

I heard about the word "ratchet" not too long ago, and have to come to understand it's for gross/ skanky girls. That makes no sense, in what way is a ratchet capable of promiscuity. If at all it should be used to describe men for being a tool/ douchebag.

Now I'm seeing and hearing the word "thirsty" to describe people who are horny. Dafuq is this shit?! Are you tellin me I now have to distinguish whether I would like a beverage or a vagina?!

...This is some bullshit.... you gah damn kids and your rap music...

My girlfriend hasn't had sex with me in 6 weeks, and she used to not be able to keep her hands off of me. That being said, if I don't get any soon, I'll get it somewhere else. I've told her how frustrated I am and I really like her, but I have needs. She goes out all the time and leaves me with my dick in my hand, and I've been really good about it, but I'm pretty sure she doesn't believe I can get anyone else. If only she knew how many people text me each week wanting me to come over, a few of them look quite a bit better than her as well.

4/28 Sunday night. Ok so I've been with my boyfriend for 4 1/2 years. Always been faithful and very happy with him. This weekend I got so completely drunk that I made out with another guy. I stopped in the middle when i realized what i was doing and told the guy i was taken. The next day I told my bf about this and apologized and he said "shit happens, don't let it happen again" well now I can't stop thinking about making out with the other guy and its really making me question my relationship with my bf and weather or not I'm actually happy :( HELPPP!

I masturbate to hot pictures of chicks who were complete bitches to me in high school... its the only way I know how.

I love you. You're out of my life now and we don't talk any longer but I love you. You're with someone new and I'm alone but I wish I could've said something when you left.

If you use the words "swag" "ratchet" or "thirsty" there is a 100% chance I will never be your friend.