I crap often, like 4-6 times per day. I think I might be shit out of luck, because man am I pooped at the end of the day!

I sniff my hand after I scratch my balls. I have no idea why.

I am so tired of men who cannot handle an independent and intelligent woman. Yes, I like you taking care of me. No, I don't need you to. At some point, I'd like to find a guy who isn't intimidated by me. Man up and accept the fact that your woman could be more successful than you. It happens. Love her for it. The fact that she doesn't need you but wants you anyway should be MORE attractive rather than less. Balls up, boys.

I was surfing for porn and found a video of a dude marrying two chicks. At the end, he said to them, "you may spit on the bride." Then they spat on each other. Wtf, seriously?

I talk in my sleep. Not a big deal, except my subconscious mind is evil.

the girl I see skate boarding outside of Victory at night is gorgeous. she has long, dark hair and always wearing high waist shorts. anyone know her?

I would much rather make up than break up..

To the girl who was at Petsmart dropping off your dog to be checked on 4/28 hope your dog gets better and I should have asked for your name and maybe your number. Hope you see this some how.