never go to the gym high. am i the only one who thinks people stare harder when you're high? :S

i'm a guy and i don't find lesbian porn to be that attractive, is that weird?

I feel so at home at the College of Music. Being surrounded by musicians all day has been the best thing to ever happen to my education.

Dear God, when I wake up I better see some A's for my classes. I mean come on! Look around this campus! YOU OWE ME! If not the devil will have a new errand boy.

xoxo

I love my gf, but sometimes wish she had a "mute" button.

I made a joke about bulimia one day. That night, I got serious food poisoning that made my insides burn and caused me to break out in hives. I was forced to gag myself and throw up all of it. It was such a terrible experience, I have not made a bulimia joke again. Now, I stick to domestic violence humor.

I'm a Christian who hates churches. I feel like God isn't in a building, but out in the world.

I miss good rap and hip-hop. Anyone know any good artists? And if you say Lil Wayne, fuck you.