am i the only one who feels that everyone stares at me at the gym when i'm high?

What is up with women and diets? Everytime I'm around a group of women, all they want to talk about is diets and counting calories: two of the most borring topics of conversation! Seriously, nobody cares about weight loss! Find something else to talk about- like music, clothes, or deep conversations about life- just something more interesting! Please!

Lol ur like 35 u coulda stopped wearing holister 20 yrs ago

I need to go to work everyday so I can pay my rent. But if I do so, then I don't have enough time to study for finals. So, it boils down to this: Either get evicted or fail my classes. Fuck fuckity fuck fuck. #thestruggleisreal #dontcareifnottwitter

im head over heels Hannah C. but I feel like she's out of my league, and im pretty sure she still has feelings for her friend. Its so late in the semester ill just let it go.

Jordan D, I thought you were really cute and you commented on my confession, so I added you on facebook... :)

I would much rather have sex with a girl that has a great ass and small boobs than the other way around. DAT ASS

Hooked up with a chick...didnt find out she was TAMS till afterwards.