We're almost out this bitch! wooooh! Summer Break 2013!

There are these two girls who I want to say are on the track team, both white, one's pale with black hair, very skinny with the sexiest legs I've ever seen, and a shorter girl who's tan with dyed hair (white-ish). The paler one was wearing blue shorts that showed off her body sooo well. Who are they?!

To the Asian lady who works at bruce... you are very cute when you pronounce hello like 'HELLUUUHH!' but imma need you to work faster kuz I am to hungry and this line is too long for you to be movin that slow and putting your love in all the sandwhiches you make.

How the fuck do people deal with having more than 1000 friends on facebook that they don't even know? Half the time I see commenters go and bug the living shit out of them on every status and photo they post. Is it really worth it having all that "attention" that you desperately need?

I honestly feel like the Man in my relationship. I understand that I'm not the prettiest girl out there but I take him on dates, I pay for everything, I initiate everything that is sexual, I met his parents first. And honestly, I don't even think he desires me. I should talk to him about it, but I don't want to bruise his masculinity. Who am I kidding? what masculinity? I just want to feel wanted.

"My second hand smoke doesn't hurt anyone." Really? Because the American Cancer Society, the National Institues of Health, and the Surgeon General of the United States disagree strongly. But I'm sure a bunch of undergrad marketing majors have better information than accomplished doctors and scientists.

I hate the fact that construction is going on around campus. It smells like someone farted outside of the Language Building.

that vinny guy that is always at the gym, ive talk to him just a couple of times, but he is so sexy. I wish he would dump his girlfriend for me. i'd make him way more happy. i think he is dating that girl with the monroe thats ALWAYS at the gym. will he ever notice me? :(