I beat grand theft auto IV a while ago. Ever since then I've been playing it for hours at a time just killing cops. It's so fucking fun.

I'm getting really sick and tired of getting on Facebook and seeing women bitch and moan about how they can't find a boyfriend, how they are so lonely, etc, etc... You know what's funny about that? These are really attractive women... women who have over 1,000 friends on Facebook. If you talk to a lot of men everyday, reject the men that try to talk to you and ignore men who may actually have real feelings for you... how dare you fuckin' complain about being lonely and not being able to find a boyfriend? Remember that one guy you friendzoned? He is now the president of his own company. Remember that one guy you rejected for being too nice, shy and decent looking? He is now a famous actor. Remember that one guy you barely knew and thought was lame and too skinny? He is now a business manager at a profitable company. These are all examples, but I see this happen so often. Ladies, if you are single and miserable... that's your damn fault. When there are so many good man around you and you ingore them all, what gives you the right to complain? Think about that.

A very nice girl named Blair brought me cookies and a brownie because she overheard that it was my birthday and I was upset. Thank you Blair, you made my day. Today had been awful but now I feel it can only get better.

Any advice for staying focused when doing homework on the computer? So far my mind is constantly distracted by facebook and twitter.

lim on the dl and only into black men, yet when I put that fact on gay social network sites nasty white dudes hmu. please stop.

I'm a sophomore in college and I've never been kissed before. Fuck.

I'm about to be 19. I've never been on a real date. I've never had sex. I've never had a real boyfriend. I don't get it. I'm friends with all the guys, but no one ever sees me as a "girlfriend". Fml.

"What's the difference between a city full of car exhaust and second hand smoke?" A.) we regulate car exhaust by implementing emission standards B.) it's much easier for you to put out your cigarette than it is for all cars to suddenly stop emitting exhaust C.) as a society we have the right to restrict your behavior when your poor choices expose others to potential harm. Thus, we restrict drunk driving because your inability to behave responsibly puts others in jeopardy. This is the social contract, we restrict our behavior to facilitate the public good. You morons need a lesson in political history and biology it seems.