I leave anyone that's my boyfriend if their junk is smaller than 8 inches. If a guy just comes up and talks to me I tell him to fuck off because I pick my own guys. If a guy that's been my friend for a while asks me out and I don't find him hot I reject him in the most harsh ways. I may cheat on my boyfriend with a guy with a bigger dick for a few weeks before breaking up with him. You boys feel insecure yet? Yeah, I'm a complete bitch. We exist, deal with it. Size matters. Leave us girls to the big boys.

Why is everyone obsessed with Casey M.? I feel sorry for you for having to put up with creepers.

I'm a girl who's really into BDSM and D/s play and I was hoping to maybe make some female friends with the same interests. I don't know many other girls who like this other than my online friends and I'm too shy to go up to people on campus and ask "Hey, let's talk about our fetishes." If you'd like to be friends, please like this and I'll add you :)

I've been hijacking confessions from the other confessions pages for about a week now, just a couple every day

My beard grows about an inch a month (I've measured it). Even though I shave to keep my face fur under control, I'm still more of a man than you.

taking a nice shit is so much better than an orgasm

In my mind there is only one god. That is the great and powerful Flying Spaghetti Monster. I truly hope you shall all be touched by his noodly appendage.

Are keep calm and chive on shirts still in style?