The amount of misogyny, sexism, racism, and general ignorance I encounter from my fellow students makes me feel bad sometimes.

So I've been seeing this guy lately at the library... like twice a week since the semester started. He sits alone, on his laptop, has the loveliest beard, tall, and is very handsome. I just wish he'd magically know that I am a very shy girl who is very interested in him... I'm such a loser *sigh*

I am 24 years old and still laugh in a hysterical manner when someone happens upon one of my farts.

I want anal.

I fell pretty hard for a guy here at UNT, and he ended up dissolving the relationship with no explanation. There is a sense of emptiness that is nagging me and a sense of loss, especially after he said that our friendship was "amazing", only to treat me like complete garbage before dissolving communication. I feel empty, and don't really want to be awake. This may sound stupid, but I just can't get over him. He was everything I wanted in a guy.

I know this sounds cocky, but I just want a guy who's as awesome as me. I'm a 3.9 student, only made one B since I started (and I'm a sophomore), I'm consistently active in 2 school organizations, I get along with everyone I meet, I'm that person people end up spilling out their life stories to in 10 minutes, AND I'm gorgeous. No lie. Used to be a model. Yes, I am thin, but not deadly thin. 118 lbs, 5 ft 7. Blonde hair, blue eyes, work out at least 3 times a week. I'm don't care what religion or spirituality you are so long as you're not an atheist. I'm not a hardcore feminist. My apartment stays clean and I'm a bad ass cook who likes to eat healthy (I rarely eat out). I'm chill, not high maintenance. Baseball is my favorite sport. I'm down to smoke weed. I like drinking, and I hold frequent parties, so a social butterfly is also a must. I'm going somewhere with my life, I'm motivated, and I'm ready for someone to be awesome with me. Is there ANY GUY out there like this? Preferably one who's over 6ft tall? :(

Dear Ryan M. get a fucking life. You and Denton are pretty much the worst part of living in Texas.

Mmmm Jordan D. ;)