Can I please just have one night with the meat-head lookin' douche that rides a motorcycle at Mozart Square, who is SEXY-as-HELL living in my dorm?!! That is all I could ever ask for, Blake. ;)

Lucas C. at west hall, i need you to know that you are the most delicious man i have ever seen...... the things i would do to you..... ;) boy i WANT YOU sooooooo bad

Every time I have to pee really bad and I finally get to, I have a mini-orgasm. Who's with me?

I just got told by a guy that I was in a relationship with that he doesn't want to be in a relationship with me but he wants to fuck me all the time. Fucking ouch.

I am COMPLETELY in awe with Winston ...he is perfection. His girlfriend is one lucky girl:) (5/3/13)

I'm white, but the older I get, the more and more I start to despise my own color and the less other white people I have as friends. We live in a very whitey culture where I see the most over-privileged people in the world complain about trivial shit like they are legitimate problems.

Any girl das sexier than a muhfucka with dem tittiez, dat ass, dem lips, or any combination, lLEMME BLASS. I whip mah shit out too just so you can get a preview. Ya feel meh?

I fall asleep every time I watch Iron Man. Am I seriously the only one who could care less about the new movie coming out?