Sunday, 08 September 2013 06:48 PM
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To the hawaiin looking guy that is drenched in sweat and is in the rec center around 6 pm every day... your fuckin sexy and let me sit on your face!!!
Sunday, 08 September 2013 06:42 PM
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I heard my suitemate and her boyfriend having sex last night. When she asked me if I heard anything I politely said no, but in all reality, I think the entire floor and the floor above/below us, heard those two getting at it.
Sunday, 08 September 2013 06:28 PM
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Oh so bowite guy is off the market? By the way he has been talking to me lately says otherwise. I thought bowties were supposed to be classy?
Sunday, 08 September 2013 06:10 PM
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My day was just made by someone who is whistling the song from Shrek that Fiona sings, in the laundry room on the 9th floor of turner.
Sunday, 08 September 2013 05:23 PM
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I've become very talented lately at eating with my left hand so I can do homework with the right.
Sunday, 08 September 2013 05:06 PM
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I think it's hilarious that the guy with the Bowtie is totally banging that red head, and they think they are being sneaky about the whole thing. EVERYONE is aware you two are "together".
Sunday, 08 September 2013 05:00 PM
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I confess that I refuse to work hard to get girls. Luckily I've known a girl who is super laid back when it comes to getting me off; her name is Palmela Handerson.
Sunday, 08 September 2013 04:49 PM
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I hate college.