Sunday, 08 September 2013 07:44 PM
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Everyone is talking about how bad the PKP party was- I happen to think that fruit punch and nerdy-lame guys and an n64 is actually a pretty cool night. FUCK all you haters. We're nerds and we unite under that house, even if society calls us "ugly" or "boring."
Sunday, 08 September 2013 07:41 PM
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Pi Kappa Phi... Thanks for the lame party. A party is not meant to be monitored by people. Shit, let us hang loose!
Sunday, 08 September 2013 07:41 PM
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Hey I'm a guy who is staying up here till Tuesday night and I would love to just have a cuddle buddy for just one night and just be content. If you like this status I'll message you and see where that goes.
Sunday, 08 September 2013 07:13 PM
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I feel like I'm the only person who doesn't know who this bowtie guy is. Anyone care to elaborate?
Sunday, 08 September 2013 07:12 PM
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That awkward moment when the girl whose boyfriend who has been trying to sleep with you for almost a year comes in your place of work. That about a game of something you don't know... Your boyfriends a sleaze.
Sunday, 08 September 2013 07:11 PM
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I wish I knew who bowtie guy was...
Sunday, 08 September 2013 07:09 PM
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bowtie guy has a small penis and doesn't know how to use it... Oh and he doesn't wrap it prior to tapping it so its an STD factory. now YOU ARE WELCOME
Sunday, 08 September 2013 07:04 PM
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...come on guys. Every girl knows bowtie guy is a skeeze. Has he ever looked any of you in the eyes?... YOU'RE WELCOME.