I'm getting a little sick of these confessions of "lonely" people not willing to make an effort to meet people and make new friends. There is a hall council in every resident hall and there's also a housing activities council full of people from every res hall willing to hear your concerns. If you want friends you need to put yourself out there and find them.

Please tell me that I am not in the wrong for ignoring a person who talked shit about me and suddenly tries to come back into my life, when I had was given a screenshot of the bullshit they posted online.

At least once a day my ass destroys a bathroom.
Whether its on campus or not.

GIRLS DROP SHIT BOMBS TOO!!

So I'm a freshman and I live in cp. Whenever I get on the elevator to go to my floor, right after the doors open, I like to be childish and hit all the floor buttons. After all I paid a lot of money to live here, the least I should be allowed to do is have a little bit of fun once in awhile and push a few buttons. That is all.

I love my girlfriend so much. I've been hurt so much in the past and this is the first time in my life I feel like someone actually loves me completely. Despite me knowing she loves me, I still worry that she will break my fragile heart. I've never felt more comfortable in my own skin than I have ever been before. She lets me be me and I would probably shatter into a million pieces if she up and left me. I don't ever want to hurt you, and I don't ever want you to hurt me. You are my rock, and my sole purpose for trying to be a better man.

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My room mate is throwing up violently. The only things I see are grocery bags, milk all over the floor, and a shit ton of empty almond milk cartons. I had some of the milk, and I'll be a shit covered dick. I drank the whole fucking carton, greatest milk ever.

Just discovered Almond Milk today. Literally drank so much that I threw up. So F'n good, man.