Just used my Boobs to get out of a speeding ticket

You know what would be nice? If UCO didn't turn the water fountains on in Broncho Lake when it's windy. Just what I want is a soaking face when it's 23 degrees outside.

To the guy with blonde and brown hair in the business building this morning (2/26) who told me he liked my hair, thank you so so much for saying that. I've been having a terrible week so far and I've been really upset and just you making that compliment made my day, so thank you <3 I don't know if you'll see this or not but I figured I'd post it anyway

When the smell of a girls butt-hole creeps into her pussy its known as a Bussy.
I know that's right.

I've always wanted to do something naughty at broncho lake. Does anyone else want to fish it?

I think I like porn better than actual sex, I have a girlfriend and she is smoking but everytime we have sex I have to go and jackoff afterwards and i think i like the latter orgasm better

I wrote my longest paper I have had to write in school do far high. I got the best grade I've ever got on a paper!

From Old North I can see people in Murdaugh having sex with their blinds opened. Stay classy.