Wednesday, 12 July 2017 05:31 PM
#21193 I'd love to start an underground fucking fighting league at Jimmy Buffett concerts.
Wednesday, 12 July 2017 05:07 PM
#21202 I often find myself laughing at things I say or do. Which I think being able to laugh at yourself is a commendable quality. I don't understand why people think it's crazy or outlandish to do so. If you can't laugh at yourself you shouldn't have the right to laugh at anyone.
Tuesday, 11 July 2017 07:18 PM
#21187 So my girlfriend and I just had a baby and while I love my son to death, I get these weird urges to just eat his brain and cut off his fingertips. I know. It's seriously fucked up. I don't know why this is happening but it is. They're not too serious so I just ignore them.
Monday, 10 July 2017 05:49 PM
#21188 I once led a girl on just so I could get laid and ended up falling for her. But in the end she was the one who played me. Karmas a bitch people.
Sunday, 09 July 2017 08:53 PM
#21185 This page ain't what it used to be
Friday, 07 July 2017 01:44 PM
#21186 I had to walk out of Moana after she gave me rapey vibes.
Tuesday, 04 July 2017 07:50 AM
#21184 I find the sound of nails on a chalkboard quite soothing.
Monday, 03 July 2017 05:03 PM
#21182 If a sovereign nation employed the same due process standards as most college sexual misconduct panels do, they'd be censured by every human rights organization on the planet for fielding Kangaroo Courts.