#21607 As a toxic neck beard I'm really sick of autistic neckbeards fucking it up for the rest of us. Now normies think we're all aspie fucks who's don't shower instead of the sophisticated MAle rights advocating, history loving, gentlemen you women don't deserve.

#21588 Everyone has a plumbus in their home. First they take the dingle bop and they smooth it out with a bunch of schleem. The schleem is then...repurposed for later batches.

They take the dingle bop and they push it through the grumbo, where the fleeb is rubbed against it. It's important that the fleeb is rubbed, becasue the fleeb has all the fleeb juice.

Then, a schlami shows up, and he rubs it...and spits on it.

They cut the fleeb. There's several hizzards in the way.

The blamfs rub against the chumbles, and the...plubis, and grumbo are shaved away.

That leaves you with...a regular old plumbus.

#21592 Why is it that women I don't care much about end up being my gf, or we date, but the women i fall for don't give a shit about me?

#21589 As a rotund neckbeard diagnosed with mild autism I hate how toxic neckbeards have fucked shit up for the rest of us, and now a fat white dude with a beard who's into anime and videogames and may or may not have a fedora is to our generation the equivalent of what white trailer trash burnouts were to the hippie movement. We are being written out of nerd history because of you assholes. I don't want to shave my beard because my face looks even creepier without it.

#21591 I still hope that once famous Tumblr couple get back together, I know it’s been like 6 years now but I still have hope lol. If anyone knows who I’m talking about it’s C.S and L.H their video of their first meeting went viral years ago. L.H flew all the way from Canada to Cali to see her. If they get back together, I’ll believe in love again.

#21590 My ex from 5 years ago just added me on Facebook, I'm kinda wondering why, but considering she's had 3 kids with 3 different dad's, I'm guessing life isn't her best friend.

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#21587 One roommate hasn't been home for like 2 or 3 months, just now comes in while I'm trying to sleep and starts to have a conversation with a buddy right outside of my room