Its pretty sad that probably one or 2 salty Dookies took to the Maryland confessions page on the day tournament results are listed jerk themselves and their school off on our page....now they know why we hate them so much.

http://imgur.com/2PHQbhr

www.college-confessions.com/duke/ let's get them.

Duke, please tell us more about how UMD isn't your rival after we beat you 2/3 times this season. #getalife

Alright, who gave our confessions page link to Duke?

Maybe if we stop being assholes other, more gracious fans will stop raiding this page.

Mike Krzyzewski is a better man and coach than any SOB that will ever set foot in College Park.

My name is Mark Turgeon, and I was passed over by Coach K for Jeff Capel.