I make it a point to ejaculate into each of the fountains on campus at least once a semester.

I hate it when my single friends complain to me about their love life. What am I supposed to do, feel bad for you? Give you advice? Please don't make me feel bad about being in the happiest, healthiest relationship I've ever been in.

I like this girl that I can't have. She amazes me and drives me crazy. I think about her all the time, before i go to sleep and when I wake up!I want to give her everything. I would treat her amazingly but she wont consider me coz I'm a woman too. At times I feel that she could feel the same way one day but I just dont know how to go about it! :( I just want to make myself happy by making her happy! I don't know how to go about it.

I had sex in the quiet section between two bookshelves at McKeldin library. Doing it whenever there is a risk of being caught makes it so much hotter. Try it out for yourself ;)

Some people think I'm really quiet. But you know the saying, "if you have nothing nice to say don't say it at all"? Yeah...maybe I just don't have anything nice to say to you.

I hate school. Nobody in class ever comes up to try to say "hello," girls automatically friendzone me (if they don't have boyfriends already) and say "maybe" when I ask them out, I still park in Lot 6 even though I'm a junior, I never go to parties because nobody ever fucking invites me, I have self-esteem and anxiety problems, and I'm always lonely. In other words, NOTHING HAS CHANGED SINCE HIGH SCHOOL. Whoever says that college is the place where the geeks shine is full of shit.

I have the perfect life. My boyfriend and I are madly in love and have been for years, I'm healthy, I'm young, I'm pretty, I'm smart, I get to see my family all the time. But I have depression and I know that I always will.
I have every little thing a girl could want yet I'm constantly sad. It makes me feel like the most selfish person alive and I fucking hate myself for it.

I hate it when I get a boner and my friends use it to do chin ups.