Waking up the morning after being blacked out realizing you pissed the bed and then you look in your purse and your phone wallet and keys are missing<<< #youhadagoodnight

Most of the time my boyfriend can't get me to finish, so I fake an orgasm and then go to the bathroom and finish by myself.

I can't stand it when magazines refer to fat girls as "curvy". Those aren't curves, those are rolls. Also, really fat people disgust me. There is a lot of variation with people's weights and metabolisms, but being obese is a choice, and I judge you for it. Obese people clearly lack self control.

So, there's this girl. She's cute. I've known her for bit of time. I'd probably try getting with her, but she seems a little too crazy for me. But I'd give it to her. Actually, I'd do the absolute hell out of her.

Don't tell anyone though.

I've never been with a girl that is willing to swallow my cum. I know its not that big of a deal, and maybe its not even important. But I would like to experience it!

The stress I feel to keep up with the overwhelming amount of work school while organizing my life to try and be a real person is feeling more and more like an elephant sitting on my chest.

Anyone else feel like going to the hippie circle outside stamp and just flipping over the tables? No I don't want your pamphlets, stop looking so desparate....

Mmm boner girl, I love your name. You can make me a sandwich for lunch as long as I can have you for dinner. You'll just have to tell me how cute I am yourself.