Saturday, 30 March 2013 10:07 AM
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Ladies I like to finish on your face.....you into that stuff?
Saturday, 30 March 2013 10:07 AM
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I went to SJC and I still hate kids from Gonfaga....Purple is still the dumbest f*cking color I've ever seen.... God hates Purple
Saturday, 30 March 2013 10:04 AM
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I masterbate to Avatar .... like everyday
Saturday, 30 March 2013 10:02 AM
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I'm not liberal and I go to UMD....its basically the worst choice I ever made.....that and deciding to eat chipotle before having sex last night...lets just say thank god that girl had a farting fetish cuz I would have never came inside her if she didn't
Saturday, 30 March 2013 10:00 AM
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I want to get hit by the terp bus so I can get a free education....Obama may want to make it cheaper but hey Obama nothings cheaper then free
Saturday, 30 March 2013 09:59 AM
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My friends going to umd for grad classes next year...its a secret dont tell people though
Saturday, 30 March 2013 09:56 AM
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My mom asked me for sex.....I said yes.....I'm one BAD ASS MOTHERFUCKER .... OH YEAAAAAA!!!!!!
Saturday, 30 March 2013 09:36 AM
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I feel like we need a club for lonely people at Maryland.