Sunday, 31 March 2013 12:41 PM
Yo honestly when I get drunk sometimes my dick gets soft....how forgiving are girls about that stuff....cuz like in the morning it will be hard as a rock
Sunday, 31 March 2013 12:37 PM
Who is that old guy at cornerstone who stands around with his shirt halfway unbuttoned?
Sunday, 31 March 2013 11:58 AM
I jerked off during Easter dinner....my parents have no idea....my girlfriend may know...idk I didn't ask her.....oooops
Sunday, 31 March 2013 11:57 AM
I confess that I never have to confess anything
Sunday, 31 March 2013 11:55 AM
To those people postin bs and fake stories... This is y we can't have nice things!
Sunday, 31 March 2013 11:54 AM
I'm fat...no one ever notices that I'm 100lbs over weight so I thought that I confess here....yup I'm fat I know I know its surprizing
Sunday, 31 March 2013 11:53 AM
Why is it so much harder to wake up in college than in high school?
6am (High School): Alarm goes off - piece of cake
6am (College): ARGHH! SNOOOZE!...1.5 hours later...AH! ALMOST LATE FOR CLASS!
Sunday, 31 March 2013 11:52 AM
Your parents are getting a divorce....I may or may not have slept with your Dad too....ooooooops sorry