So there I was balls deep...

Is it really that hard to find people who like dubstep?

my biggest fear is that one day this confession thing will reviel everyones confessions and then well have to face everyone with our secret

my mom just became facebook friends with someone i dont know, and her new friend's profile picture looks like she is a murder. i sent a message to my mom saying "who the heck is this lady. she looks like a murderer" unfortunately, i accidentally sent it to my moms new friend...... I feel absolutely horrible

Sometimes I like rough sex, but I've been able to make girls orgasm consistently when I work at my own speed. Ladies relax...all that tossin around will ends things in a second for both of us. I've never left any girl unhappy. Never.

I'm literally gonna roll tits at mgmt. they aren't that good...but you bet your ass I'm gonna dance. Feel good.

To the girl who was holding her head in what looked like pain while walking to class today, I hope you feel better

I went to class one day after being out late on a Thursday betting drunk (way before Turnt up Tursdays). I was still drunk when I sat down next to my group mates in my tie-die shirt I wore to a themed party from the night before. My group mate said "you smell like beer" and I laughed so hard my teacher looked at me weird. Needless to say, my group did the group work we had assigned for that day.