I love and miss European men :(

I fell and busted ass down the last three steps leaving barking dog last night. It was so painful, and now I can't sit right on chairs.

As I walk thru campus, I begin to picture each and everyone of the students with a price tag on top of their head. Kind of like a video game. This price is what each and everyone has to pay for college tuition. Universities nowadays are more worried about their funds and how many money they haver, rather than education itself. School institutions are more of a business nowadays, rather than "Real" education institutions. UMD even squeezes out any little fee or any money they can out of each student. One example would be parking violations. Is it really necessary to charge a student $75 dollars for parking in the wrong lot on the first fucking semester at UMD!!?! Don't they understand that we are already paying ENOUGH for school.

the only thing i hate about birth control is it makes me not wanna have sex

The girl I like is a vegetarian.. And very outspoken about it. So every time we go on dates, I order meals without meat because I don't want to lose her interest.

sometimes when i stick my tampon in, it hits my g-spot and it feels so good

I wish I could find a girl that knew how to squirt

In the words of dwight schrute from "the office", where is the clitoris?