For some reason the Burger King commercials piss me off to no end, I cant explain it. Maybe its the old balding guy, but whenever I see their commercials I want to punch someone.

My boyfriend is always late to everything. I should dump this ass.

I find my boyfriend more attractive when I am drunk!

To the guy who almost got his car dented today because of my dumbness, thank you so much for not yelling at me and instead helping me get my car out of that position. I wouldn't be able to do it without your help. I just wanted you to know that I really appreciate it. I'm very very sorry for being so reckless and stupid. I promise I'll be more careful from now on. Again, thank you so much! You're awesome!

To the bat shit sorority girl: You are so hot. I bet you're great in bed.

That girl who wrote the sorority email is my personal hero.

College has done so much for my self esteem. I've never been in such a good place in my life. I feel accepted and loved and genuinely cared for. I seriously cannot wipe the smile off of my face, and I think that it's starting to rub off on people.
I've never loved my life more than I do right now.

You know what really grinds my gears? Men/Women that want you to date just them...until they move 3483948320948 states away. That's leading people on, yo.