Sunday, 12 May 2013 09:24 AM
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I get SO annoyed when Terp Crushes doesn't update for ages ... that shit is PRIME reading material. Sigh ..
#finals
Sunday, 12 May 2013 07:09 AM
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What is it like to have sex with a girl with a nice booty? Is it overrated? Is it better than having sex with a skinny girl? All of the girls I have had sex with have no booty ;( it's because I go to Umd of course...
Sunday, 12 May 2013 05:54 AM
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I don't think girls these days know what to do when they have a guy that actually treats them right. They will find a guy that actually respects them, treats them like they are the most important girl in the world, like a princess. Yet, they get friend zoned or aren't even given the time of day and replaced with some asshole that will hurt them every time. Why not commit to someone who will treat you better than anyone ever could. Confusing shit.
Sunday, 12 May 2013 02:47 AM
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It's times like this where i feel this huge ache in my heart. It's real and it's cause i'm so lonely. Its not even about sex, i can have that when I want, but a girl i can trust that I can tell everything too, that'll lie right here in my bed, in my arms, who i'll always be faithful to and there to listen to all her problems. I know i'll never find love, but at least I have my imagination.
Sunday, 12 May 2013 01:40 AM
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here it goes,, im kinda drunk
tryna spend my last weekend tryna get some bitch tryin to fuck.
im seeing everythin kinda blurry kinda funny
cause every bitch thinkin she is the best lookin
sike if i was seein 20/20 then this bitch tryna catch her breath on my bed wouldn't here in the first place
lucky i aint at home, have my friends tellin me wat up holmes
wat u doin with bitch her pussy stank, she be runnin through the the whole team thinking her pussy dank.
like bitch to be frank
im only with u so i can my dick wet
my bad if i lied u kinda ugly but u can take a mean dick
i give u that
so if u wet and i left
my bad but, at least u know wat its like to have big dawg
and u stay puttin ur paws on my shoulders tryna not to fall off
like bitch is ur pussy a knock off or is u tryna not to fall off
idk but once i bust this nut off im outy like an audi r8
i hope u dont get irate
but baby u kinda like a 5.8
i dont mean to mean but i kinda gave u fake number
so dont bother callin cause by the time u done with finals im gone be ballin with pussy that was reserved to me over this whole semester like a dinner table
Sunday, 12 May 2013 12:50 AM
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DEAR MALES WHO ‘LOVE ASIAN GIRLS’
I am not your sexual object and will not play the subservient role in your racist fantasy.
Also I am not just my ethnicity.
if you liked someone you’d like them for who they are as a person not solely based on their race or stereotypes attached to their race. In other words, fuck off.
Saturday, 11 May 2013 11:03 PM
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I like people with chubby baby faces. But I'm not into fat bodies. Then I realize a skinny body with a fat head would look totally retarded.
Saturday, 11 May 2013 10:12 PM
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I really wish I could give myself a blowjob.