For all of you who were in CCJS 340 and used the Goolge Doc. last night, I was the one who deleted it. You guys are so funny.

Take a Viagra and have sex with me already!!

When a penis goes into a vagina the vagina has its own lube to make it easier for the penis to go into. When a penis goes into a bung hole it is still dry, it may be wet from poo, but for the most part things come out of the bung hole not in... Just sayin... I love women too much to be gay. Also, screw anyone who tries to be the grammar police. Just because we go to Umd does not give you the right to be a pompous azz!

Is it irony or fate that I came home after my last final of undergrad and "The Day After Tomorrow" is on TV? The day after tomorrow is commencement ....

During the summer, my diet consists entirely of cold pizza and Chef Boyardee.

I became really close with my TA and we spent a great night together. Although I did start to like him, I kind of just want a good grade. I don't know what to do, but I am graduating and going to another part of the country...

Why did you unfriend me? We were so close, and I still miss you...

there should be no finals week. period. No person should ever have to cram information. major final today and feeling the burnout. I should not be subjected to take a final without the proper mental health state #toohaedtofocus