I have a jewfro and Im dating a girl with an afro. So if we had kids what would their fro be called?

I'm a hard science major and used to be an extremely avid atheist, but have been exploring the ideas Buddhism recently and spirituality as a whole. I'm oddly moved

Help. I'm straight and don't know what to do. I just feel this incredible attraction to males and as a girl, I'm confused about it. Wait...this isn't a problem...never mind. Just me being me.
Stop #heterosexualhate. :'(

Now kids, this is what I call confession: http://youtu.be/ci5p1OdVLAc

I sometimes wish that life was more like a porn movie. Not because I am a sex crazed dirty old man, but because sex is so simple in those movies. Just talk for a couple of seconds and then just indulge in the most depraved but exciting sexual acts. I can't even imagine how I am going to start a conversation with a girl I like, much less have sex with one. Then there is the fact that I am an old fashioned guy that likes to believe in love and tends to worship one particular girl, that just complicates life even more.

I kinda feel like I was pushed into being gay. Everyone teased me about it in high school, kept saying I "had to be" because what real guy wants to smell nice and isn't in any sports and laughs at everything and bakes desserts for his friends. For whatever reason, it seemed to fit. I had a boyfriend senior year and it all felt wonderful. But since college started, I'm not so sure. Everything fell apart freshman year, and we're not together anymore. I don't seem to fit in with any of the other gay guys I know. No one's interested in me the same way I'm interested in them (but I guess that's an entirely different issue). Now I'm starting to feel like I don't know who I am anymore; less and less seems to make sense. Did I just get an entire chunk of my life wrong?

There is a girl that I went to high school with and I barely talk with, yet I feel really attracted to her. Is this wrong? Despite not knowing her very well, I keep thinking about her and can see a future with her. I feel like it's just the pressure of college to date someone, but I don't know.

God bless Snowden.