Let my people sext!

I don't know if this is a confession or not, but I am really tired of my relationship. I've given up almost 3 years of undergrad with the same girl who I really don't know if I'll spend the rest of my life with. Everyone says "college is the best time of your life" and yet I am always preoccupied on weekends and sometimes during the week because I feel obligated to hangout with this girl. I don't know, I've been with her for so long I really don't know what it's like to kiss and hug another girl. I want to try it, I know its that difficult, but I want to test myself to see where my heart truly is... I need advice from the Zheng master :)

Happy National Hot Dog Day! And leave Anthony Weiner alone!!

It confuses me how white women want tans and black women wear blonde weave

I feel ducked up for using Potbelly's to only take poops. Food on rte 1 sucks azz man damn

I AM 22 AND I'LL BE DAMNED IF MY DAD PULLS A FAST ONE ON ME IF I TELL HIM I WANT TO MOVE OUT FOR THE LAST TWO SEMESTERS OF MY UNDERGRAD. I WANT TO FINALLY HAVE FREEDOM TO STAY IN MCKELDIN AND STAMP, OH YEAH AND HOOKUP WITH CHICKS WHENEVER BECAUSE I WON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT MY PARENTS FINDING CONDOMS ON THE FLOOR OR FINDING A BOTTLE OF JACK. NO NEED FOR GRAMMAR POLICE BECAUSE THIS IS A VENT Yours Truly, Dekenya Mouf

The royal baby should be named "Kong", so that we could call him King Kong in 50 years.

I CANT NOT FUCKING WAIT FOR SUMMER TO BE OVER. BETWEEN WORKING AT MY JOB AND BEING AT HOME THIS SUMMER FUCKING SUCKS. I MISS MY FRIENDS AND THE DRUNK ADVENTURES WE HAVE IN COLLEGE. CANT WAIT FOR THIS FALL