Tuesday, 20 August 2013 05:32 PM
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I really don't know what to do...I mean, I love my girlfriend...and I don't want to ruin her reputation or reveal her secret...but she's actually a transvestite/transsexual.
Tuesday, 20 August 2013 05:06 PM
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The boy working at Starbucks with curly dark hair is sooo cute!
Tuesday, 20 August 2013 04:20 AM
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I swear to God Maryland has the most bi-polar weather I have ever witnessed. One day it's sunny, the next God's wrath.
-Prince of Persia
Monday, 19 August 2013 10:25 PM
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A boy asked his father: "How do I find the right woman?"
The father replied to his son: "Don't worry about that right now, try first to become a better man."
-Prince of Persia
Monday, 19 August 2013 10:00 PM
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Sometimes I literally hate my parents. We haven't stopped clashing ever since I started to attend college.
Monday, 19 August 2013 08:13 PM
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My parents, my brother, and one of my friends are the only reason I don't kill myself. I think about it every single day. Once my parents are out, I'm out.
Monday, 19 August 2013 05:12 PM
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[He] has gotten pretty hefty lately. When will he grow up and focus on life? He's one of the children you see playing cards.
Monday, 19 August 2013 02:10 PM
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I masturbate to frogs mating...