How are the Broncos supposed to win the Superbowl if Manning is rotting in jail? This shit is rigged I swear.

The NSA has been spying on us for years. They see our emails, our searches, our conversations, everything. But can they see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

So I noticed this guy more than a year. My best friend, who's gay, told me back then that this guy is gay. I'm not really attracted to him based on his appearance but there's something about him. I'm conflicted; is it okay if I just make out with him? :/

Jung Da Yeon ..... fap fap fap

I have sexual fantasies about a particular cartoon cat.

free bradley womanning!!!

I secretly think transgender people are gross

The main reason that I don't get laid is that I insist that she fills out a form in triplicate to say that it is consensual, with copies of two forms of government ID attached (or the Maryland ID and another government ID), with a cop witnessing the signing and the signing being filmed with a zoomin of both IDs on the tape.