I have returned to campus. Any ladies wish to have sex tonight?

I torrent more than I masturbate...

So...will I get in trouble if I watch porn/hentai online on campus?

RANT TIME WOOOOOO

okay so first off there are a few people in my life i would just like to say FUCK YOU ASSHOLE and punch them in the face. and before all you high and mighty people get all "oh how passive aggressive, anon! how dare you! how do you expect to get anywhere in life by posting a fucking confession online?" good fucking grief, get over yourselves. why do you think i'm posting this? think about it. everyone keeps saying not to post shit especially about work on facebook or twitter or whatever, because eventually it will bite you in the ass (however much truth there might be in what you're saying), and someone you need help from or a job from might see it and feel offended (aww, you poor thing. how DARE someone offend YOU!). alright, so i'm not supposed to say it to the person's face, even if it's in a polite way, because how dare i challenge someone "superior" to me, right? and i'm also not supposed to talk to friends about it because word might get out...and i shouldn't bring work or school problems home, because then i'm responsible for FAMILY drama. and i can't post it online under my name. well, all you fucking geniuses out there, i'd like to know what other ways there are for me to vent. therapy? sure, soon as i make enough to pay for that! i have almost no respect for at least half the people in my life and as sad as it might sound, i look down on them. not because i think i'm a better person. i just think i'm less of an asshole. as a customer, as a friend, as an employee, as everything. i just don't get what is so fucking difficult about being a little considerate and not being a freeloader all the time. i sincerely hope none of these people truly believe i enjoy being continuously used and fucked over. and the thing is i regularly bring this shit up (to a lesser extent that this fucking novel here) but it's like people see me and think OH HEY SHE'LL DO IT ALL I'M SURE SHE'S COOL WITH IT.

so to all of you fucking users out there, i hope karma stops working backwards for once and bites you all in the ass really, really soon.

Why does the business school have so many damn course requirements? I feel like I'm single majoring and quadruple minoring. I wish the course requirements could actually be more major-focused rather than an overview...Fuck, I might ditch the business school

Double major info systems and comp sci...or major info systems and minor comp sci...or vice versa?

SO i realized today i am a female player. I get lavish things, and fed for free by multiple men. I don't sleep with them but give the impression I will. I had 3 dates in the same location today but at different times. 2 of the men think they are my boyfriend and the last one thinks I don't have a boyfriend. I just cant say no to all the guys that ask me out even though i have no interest because I don't want to lose a potential benefit of having them around to do things for me. Oh and I just said yes to another date with a whole new person....Like i said, i'm not sleeping with any of them..but i did make out with 3 people today.

All I want for my birthday is a big booty girl.